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Friday, May 19, 2006

Presbyterian Brains

BrainOK... this comes to us from Light Along the Journey.  Please notice that they are the ones who used "Presbyterian".  Feel free to replace it with your favorite denomination or movement if you like...

So this guy goes into the doctor’s office one day with a headache.

The doctor looks him over, and says, “I got bad news and good news for you.”

The guy asks, “What’s the bad news?”

“Your brain is in bad shape, you’re going to need a brain transplant.”

“That’s pretty bad news. What’s the good news?”

“Today’s your lucky day, I’ve got a good assortment of donor brains to choose from.”

“How much is this going to cost me to get a brain transplant?”

“Acutally, we price brains by weight and type.  It looks like you’re going to need about 10 pounds of brains.”

“So, what is 10 pounds of brains going to cost me?”

“As I said, it depends of what type you want.  I can give you 10 pounds of Methodist brains for about $100.  On the other hand, 10 pounds of Baptist brains will run you about $200.”

"I’ve been thinking about becoming a Presbyterian.  How much would that cost me?”

“Hmmm…  10 pounds of Presbyterian brains is going to cost at least $10,000.”

“What!!!  That’s outrageous!!!  Why do you charge so much for Presbyterian brains?”

“Oh come on, do you have any idea how many Presbyterian donors you have to find to get 10 pounds of brains?”

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Reminds me of a variation on that joke:

"...$10,000 for a charismatics brain?! Why so expensive?!"

"It's never been used!!"

Posted by: ianmcn | May 19, 2006 11:10:25 AM

I am still laughing... That is a good one.. Only one thing though.. I thought the Baptist brain was too much...

Posted by: Clairvoyant 1 | May 19, 2006 12:12:47 PM

You can get my Baptist brain for 50 cents. It is pretty well worn and may not have a lot left in it...

Posted by: Jay Gainer | May 21, 2006 2:28:37 PM

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